In less than 20 days the City of Tampa will be over run with Right Wingers, Tea Party crazies, Karl Rove, Super PAC parties, Fox News people and Ron Paul's nuts. The Event Zone will be "Escape from NY" with Liberals like me playing "Snake Plissken" trying to get the tapes out of the "Zone". The Ron Paul folks are sure to fire a few "End the Fed" platforms up the chain and Tea Party will most likely push for Michelle Bachmann to become our next State Dept. Head. And the Right thought Mrs. Clinton was a bad choice wait till Bachmann gets the job. The SS, known as the Secret Service, will be putting up the fences & 5 ft thick Barriers to stop any truck traveling 30 MPH, those POOR folks that live on Harbour Island have it the worst. Only one way on & off and its right in the middle the "Event Zone" Security Checks each time they cross, thats gonna make a 5 minute run to Publix a nightmare. What ever you do, DO NOT take your boat anywhere near Channelside, its mined! And the TPD, Hillsborough County Sheriff and Fish & Game Patrols are shooting to kill. Be careful.
Another thing that will blow monkey nuts will be the shut down of the Crosstown/Lee Roy Selmon Expressway during the RNC. Just yesterday the Shark was nailed while doing a healthy 85 MPH by undercover Malibu! A Malibu! Really, Jesus at least pull the shark over in a Good'Ol FHP squad car! I'm not looking forward to using 60 to get to work, the fact that I will have to drive through Brandon is enough to make me pull my hair out. Thank God I have two very capable Attorneys.
The Only Good thing the RNC will bring to Tampa...Is Better Hookers! Yep, the folks at Mons, 2001, Pink Pony and others are importing Grade A Talent. Sure its like outsourcing but at least they are Americans!
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